Alex: Oh, mommy! Look at this house I found!
Me: Isn't that nice? Daddy and I went to see that one.
Alex: Oh. I want to buy this house right here. (in a demanding tone)
Me: Really? Is that the one we should buy?
Alex: Yes. It is.
Me: Should we look at a few more so we have more choices?
Alex: I don't want choices. I want this HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! (he screeched that last word)
Me: Hmmm. How are you going to pay for that house, Alex?
Alex: You take care of it, mommy.
*shaking head* He's too smart, I tell ya! LOL